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Before I write you that type of prescription, I’d like to examine your boyfriend first.End quote.

—An option (but thankfully not the answer) to the question: “The girl thanks the physician and says, ‘Just one more thing. Could you also give me a prescription for birth control pills? I’m going to camp with my bpyfriend and want to be prepared. And please, please don’t tell my parents!’ The physician’s most appropriate reply would be which of the following?”