There’s so many people I’d like to work with still, but I’d like to maybe go outside of the box. My sister [Solange] has put me on to bands like Of Montreal and some other different types of artists. I would love to do something like that on my next album.
Ummm… Things I want? Robot dog. Night-vision goggles. Bug vacuum. GPS Watch. Speakers that look like rocks… Oh! Yogurt maker! I can’t not think of things I want.
—Phil Dunphy, Modern Family
But, you know, we did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term. I hope they’re not looking at this politically.
—Dana Perino
In this paradise, no one needs an alarm clock. Rather, each day at 5 a.m., in cities and rural areas, residents awake to patriotic music blaring through speakers, followed by a woman’s haunting voice urging people to work hard, thereby enhancing the beauty and greatness of their society. And, of course, honoring “The Eternal President of the Republic,” Kim Il Sung, and his son, Gen. Kim Jong Il, the current leader.
I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You’re not going to find him in the People’s Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
—Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.
Yes, Okay, when I’m at. Hey, what are you up to with. Well, I can’t read that leases. I don’t answer is, is exactly what you want to do to work with anything else. I keep talking. We’re gonna stop talking now baby I just hang up. Now I know this is actually offer long enough. I will talk to you later. I hope the kids are fine. Bye.
—Google Voice transcribing my voicemail to Bracken.
You had said that we did this for a show.
—Balloon Boy
Another way of putting it is when, you know, I’m busy and Nancy [Pelosi is] busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else’s mess — we don’t want somebody sitting back saying, you’re not holding the mop the right way. (Applause.) Why don’t you grab a mop, why don’t you help clean up. (Applause.) You’re not mopping fast enough. (Laughter.) That’s a socialist mop. (Laughter and applause.) Grab a mop — let’s get to work.
—President Obama
Certainly from our standpoint, this gives us a sense of momentum — when the United States has accolades tossed its way, rather than shoes.
—PJ Crowley, spokesman for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
If you want something to grow, pee on it.
—My attending.
